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Throw your hat in the ring of coins, you intrepid debutant.

Surface level spinners and flips never leap the tournament ranks.

Toads need stools to pump themselves up, but buttercups drop fiery flower raindrops.

Tophats torn with ripping winds sleep on that special mushroom government.

Stage 4 opens its doors to the dark crows and ravens of Ghosthold Keep in the Koopa Troopa cult agency.

Boyfriend? Please. He's my manbaby alibi to spend copius coins on little yellow wooden boxes.

Umbrella powerups stock mushroomcaps full of bovine growth hormones.

Minigame spinoffs are no match for the original gokart token.

Slowly unfurl some serious beats, jazz of the endless ocean fleet of missing invisible fishes.

But do not pop a cap in that keep, for some cookie clicker insanity should become boiling volcano moon missiles should Bowser finish his one true plan, capturing Princess Peach.